It’s Friday at last and oh my, what a week it has been for the team at Allenby Glass. Working hard to fulfill your bespoke glass orders takes great zeal, but now and again we need to take a step back and relax. For a little fun, we’ve compiled a list of increasingly naff and chucklesome jokes… about glass and windows.
Right, brace yourselves and take off your serious hat… things are about to get woefully awkward!
- What music service do opticians use?
A: iTunes
- Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled?
He ended up with a pane in his stomach!
- What happened to the lab technician when he fell into the lens grinder?
A: He made a spectacle of himself…
- Will glass coffins be a success on the market?
A: That clearly remains to be seen…
- House can you tell if somebody has a glass eye?
A: Because it comes out in conversation
- Dad, there’s a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.
A: Give him a glass of water!
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, “Window or Aisle?” I said window or you’ll do what?
- How do you use water to create light? Clean the windows.
- Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
- Entered a window fitting competition. Smashed it.
Right, we apologise. Those were awful, that’s why we’d absolutely love it if you shared your own jokes about windows and glass with us on the Allenby Glass Facebook and Twitter.
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